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I really wanted to love this toy. The concept is so fun and unique, tongue vibrators aren't common, and the idea of simulating oral sex is pretty appealing. The design is interesting, the quality is good, and it's affordable. But I can't get past the fundamental flaw: the tongue is just too small to be effective. It doesn't provide enough sensation or coverage to work the way it's supposed to. I tried multiple times, wanting it to work, but I couldn't reach climax using the tongue feature alone. It's not a bad toy. The vibration works fine, the materials are quality, it's silent and waterproof. As a standard vibrator, it's perfectly serviceable. I'm just sad that I can't properly utilize the tongue part because that's the entire point. It ends up being a good novelty toy to have around, nice to look at, fun to show friends, smooth premium materials, affordable price. But it fails at its main purpose, which is disappointing. If you're looking for a unique conversation piece that can also function as a basic vibrator, this could work. But if you're buying this specifically hoping for realistic tongue-like stimulation, you'll likely be disappointed like I was. The tongue versus an actual human tongue just doesn't compare, the size difference is too significant. It's still worth having as a novelty item if you collect unique toys, and maybe it works better for people with different anatomy or sensitivity levels. But for me, it couldn't deliver on what made it special in the first place.

Miss Boss Cup from XTC Japan is a nice sex toy that's relaxed, easy-going, and effortless to clean. It's a fun onahole that I would recommend to anyone who prefers looser sleeves!

A fun and pleasurable sleeve that doesn't excel in some areas, but delivers an overall satisfying experience. The sleeve can be a bit of a hit or miss depending on your preferences, however I have no issue recommending this toy if you are after a more relaxing, sensual time, and not a quick pump and dump.

My verdict is to forget this toy and find something better at a similar price point, or if you're looking for something truly unique, be willing to splurge a bit more. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and this disappointing friend is definitely sinking to the bottom. From packaging to performance to materials, this was a total miss. Basically, spend your money elsewhere and don't end up wondering why this toy's one defining feature is suddenly leaving you in the dark.

Up top: this toy is fantastic! Every toy I see from Svakom surprises me. It’s so easy to judge their books by the cover, but their unusual design choices make complete sense as soon as you use the toys. The Coco vibrator by Svakom is no different. It’s a mix of a wand and a large bullet vibrator but is designed for G-spot stimulation, creating this unexpected hybrid toy you can’t quite put your finger on. I've never seen a vibrator like this. Usually, when toy companies get creative, they miss the mark, but this one got it so right. The head is the same size as a typical large bullet vibrator, while the neck resembles a wand. It's shaped like a bent finger, with its flexible head angling outward. The Coco works wonders internally and externally. Plus, it’s actually quiet, not like other toys that promise discretion. Its power is surprising, considering how compact it is. Its five vibration modes are satisfying and effective. It may just be a personal pet peeve, though I’d find that hard to believe: a toy loses my interest when its vibration patterns miss the mark. This toy delivers across the board.

The PlusOne On-The-Go Travel Vibrator surprised me in all the best ways. While it is very small, it churns out varied vibrations with just a touch of a button. The exterior is a bit of a hit and miss, the tip is somehow very soft but the rest of the device feels a little tacky or plastic-like. The glide on the skin is a little "jerky" so lube is needed. The vibrator is also waterproof, battery operated and mostly directed towards external use (although some shallow internal use is possible). While I loved its portability and performance, the motor is slightly noisy—kicking out the possibility of being discreet in use, but it lives up to its name and is definitely an on-the-go travel bullet.

Dude, for real, don’t miss out on this one. Nothing beats that feeling, right? You’ve been at work grinding all day, just busting your ass instead of your nut, and then you come home to find Gina chillin’ in your drawer, ready to rock. Hell yeah bro. Fleshlight’s Gina Valentina “Stellar” texture is a total game changer. Like, every time you use it, it just gets better. It’s got that nice, loose fit, but still packs a punch with a solid suction. Straight fire, man. This and a blunt are like the perfect way to unwind after a long day, ya know?

This masturbator offers a tantalizing and visually appealing experience that allows you to see every thrilling detail, but can be frustrating to use at the same time. Its clear, magnifying material enhances your perception, adding an extra dimension to your pleasure. It is also super soft and body-safe, boasting a stretchy vaginal tunnel and a part behind that can be explored as part of solo play, foreplay and partnered sex. But it is a really tight fit and a full erection is needed to make the most of it, otherwise it is a non-starter. And if you don't have proper time to set aside to enjoy this product, give it a miss. But overall, if you want a male masturbator this is definitely worth considering. It's certainly one of the most enjoyable experiences I've had using a male masturbator from a visual point of view!

If you're anything like me, a masturbator toy with teeth doesn't sound very appealing. The Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita is a realistic masturbator. And by realistic, I mean it. It comes with a nose, a dangling uvula, a tongue, and yes, teeth. If you're on the edge about getting this toy, then go ahead and make the purchase. I promise you it's worth it! If you're a little unsure about it, then keep reading this review to see if it's for you. Japanese brand Magic Eyes has developed this toy to stimulate a real-life blowjob. But this toy is definitely a hit or miss. It really depends on the person. I personally enjoyed the many sensations it provided and see myself coming back to it. The teeth on the toy only enhanced my experience, but it will be off-putting to some. In my opinion, it's the main draw.

I love this toy, it will definitely be a new staple in the toy drawer! With it's own bag to keep everything contained and the soft to the touch materials I definitely recommend it. It has a ton of texture which makes it a bit difficult to clean and is not quiet but I personally don't mind. It has power behind it and is easy to operate! This little guy can hit all the spots my softer toys miss and really packs an extra punch with the vibration and thrusting options! I'd honestly suggest it to someone looking for some rougher stimulation for their alone or together play! If you're okay with your toy being louder and making every thrust worth your while I'd definitely suggest the Drillme.

The Fleshlight Stoya Destroya is a first-round draft pick in the world of male sex toys, designed in collaboration with adult film star Stoya. This one’s built for elite performance, featuring a smooth, lifelike interior sleeve that replicates the feel of real skin, giving you that in-the-paint, high-contact sensation every time. It’s housed in Fleshlight’s classic white case, keeping things clean and professional, like the GOAT LeBron who always shows up ready to ball. The Destroya model brings that perfect balance of intensity and control…think LeBron in playoff mode. It’s easy to use, feels incredibly real, and delivers a straightforward, no-miss experience. If you’re looking for a toy that puts up an MVP performance every time, this one’s a guaranteed highlight reel.

Flower suckers have been all the rage since some time in 2024, and now I know why. If I had to choose one again, I would go with the Maia Tulip Pro all over again. The suction on this sucker is frighteningly powerful. It's better than any sucking toy I've played with yet. It's an impressive toy worth every penny of its cost, but we'll get into that more lately. If you've been on the hunt for clitoral suction toys that don't beat around the bush and really suck in a good way, this is the toy for you. I was shocked at how good it works, and even though it's very powerful, it was also perfectly pleasurable.